Okay. I know it’s a *little* on the pricey side. But this just makes me smile.
It’s a bottle opener/corkscrew that looks like a parrot.

Made in cast aluminium and plastic, Alessandro Medini finds the fun in this usually mundane household item. Fab.
Parrot corkscrew, £29.95, by Alessandro Medini at Selfridges: Selfridges.com